Diddy Coming Home Tour Dates

Diddy finally announced the cities and dates for Dirty Money's upcoming Coming Home tour. Check the dates below:

4/13 – Minneapolis, MN @ Epic Center
4/14 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
4/15 – Detroit, MI @ Sound Board – MotorCity Casino
4/20 – Toronto, ON @ Kool Haus
4/21 – Boston, MA @ House of Blues
4/22 – New York, NY @ Hammerstein Ballroom
4/23 – Atlantic City, NJ @ Showboat
4/24 – Norfolk, VA @ The NorVa
4/26 – Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle
4/28 – Jacksonville, FL @ Plush
4/29 – Melbourne, FL @ Levelz
4/30 – St. Petersburg, FL @ Jannus Landing
5/1 – Orlando, FL @ House of Blues
5/6 – San Francisco, CA @ Warfield Theatre
5/7 – Los Angeles, CA @ Club Nokia
5/8 – Anaheim, CA @ The Grove
5/10 – Phoenix, AZ @ Ovations Live Showroom
5/12 – Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
5/14 – Kansas City, MO @ Midland Theatre
5/15 – St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant

You going? I might see about getting some tix and support my nigga Diddy. Key word is "might."

Ask Taz: Good For Nuthin

Taz

I may need some back up for this one.........A reader is asking for an opinion about smashing the homies.

Here's her question of the day: (like a cell phone with no signal, I'm no good) I slept with my mans homies, even though he found out and took me back. Now what I want to know is am good for nothing if I continuing to smash the homies?

SMFH at this readers question. My opinion is yes bitch your good for nothing, and worthless. Who the fuck does that? Oh wait, you do. This nigga you dealing with doesn't feel a way about you smashing the homies, only means he really don't give a fuck about you and don't mind sharing. Do know that he's fucking other bitches too. That don't mean for you to go and start *side eyeing* your homegirls and shit. What goes around, comes around remember that.

If you have any opinions about this chick smashing the homies, feel free to leave a comment below. (open to the public)

Ask Taz: Please Help Me

Taz

A special dedicated reader from Chi-town, wants to know what to do when someone they're seeing all of a sudden wants their space.

Taz,

I've been dealing with this chick and everything was going good "so I thought." She's what I've been looking for in a woman. I even introduced her to my family and that's something I don't do with everyone I date, which is why I'm feeling some type of way right now. We were inseparable, did everything together. That real love was developing quick, and I thought feelings were mutual after being told she was falling for me. Don't know what I've could of done to make things turn for the worst. I got a text from the love of my life, saying that she needed her space and didn't know how to tell me in any other way. So here I am asking you and the rest of the world for advice, please help me....

First let me say that I'm sorry about your current situation. My advice to you is give her the space that's she needs. There's nothing that you can do to make her change her mind at this point. What I'm thinking is that things might have been moving way to fast for her to even handle. Feelings got caught up and she didn't know how to handle it. Sometimes that happens when someone has been hurt in their past relationships and her only way to deal with it is to run. There's plenty of fish in the sea playboi! go and catch another good one. Stop beating yourself up cause it's nothing you did wrong. I promise she'll call you and explain everything when the time is right. Let her deal with whatever it is she's going through and in the meantime do you. Sitting around playing with your thumbs hoping she calls is not going to change things. Get out and live your life. Call your niggas and go have a boys night out.

Hope all goes well with you. Remember I'm here homie.

Wall Of Shame

*rolling* at this fucking picture....WTF happened to ol girl's hair? I pray to the Holy Dr. Miracles that a healing be placed on her hairline. In the name of Bishop Eddie Long lacefront I pray...Anyway, A mother of a 16 yr old found this 40 yr old woman completely naked in her son’s bedroom closet.

Ms. Magdalene Collier (Fire Marshall Bill) was charged with Aggravated Statutory Rape after police were contacted about the sexual encounters. *ROLLING* (I'm dead ass tearing right now).

According to court records, the boy’s mother found a completely naked Collier hiding in her son’s closet. Police said Collier and the boy admitted to carrying on. So my question of the day is, wtf is wrong with this little 16 yr old boy? Is he "slow jam?" *shrugs* I mean for him to be taking down something that looks like that he got to be in sped ed.

This can't be life. The bitch got into a fight with a bottle of nair and lost. I'm done....

Where That Leave You Files:

Reasons why he ended up on my "wall of shame." <-----Lesson 1: Never give a broad you never met your fucking money, dummy. Some REALLY dumb ass 48 yr old man from Illinois sent $200,000 to a “woman” he met online, but never met thae bitch in person. And you already know what happened after that right? she turned out to be a fraud. Go figure! Like really though! he didn't see coming? SMFH

I can't help but laugh at this jerk for wiring varying amounts of money to different bank accounts in the United States, as well as places like England, Nigeria and Malaysia, over more than two years to his “facebook love.”

The scam actually came to light because he went to police in Naperville, Ill., where he lives, asking for help to rescue his “facebook love” He believed she “had been kidnapped in London,” according to what police told The Naperville Sun. The only proof the man had of his love’s existence was an ID card that was provided to him; it was, in fact, a sample driver’s license from Florida, the police said. “According to the report, when the officer stated the female did not exist, the man was in disbelief. Like really b?

Where that leave you?

Legendary Grandmaster Flash Robbed At 40/40 Club

The hip hop DJ Grandmaster Flash performed at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club this past weekend, where his laptop was apparently stolen during the performance. Same thing happened to Lil Wayne, Talib Kweli and Ryan Leslie in recent months. SMFH...

Hip Hop's lengend is offering a reward for the laptop's return. "Givin a reward for my laptop --Im puttin the word out it happened afta my 40/40 show last nite in Ny don't care how--i need it," Flash tweeted Saturday. "No questions ask I'm giving a Reward for My Laptop+HardDrive it happen in NyC last nite don't no how don't care I need it back."

He's offering a cool $1000.00 for the return. Damn shame niggas can't perform without some loser snatching shit. WTF b is it that serious? Whoever stickyfingered his laptop, should be put on the wall of shame.

What Would You Do Files:

If someone told you that you're not their type, what would you do? Leave or try to convince them that you can be their type?

What I mean when I say not being their type I simply mean: You're not their cup of tea, or they're not attracted to you in anyway cause they have an ideal feature. How about the person does not have the looks, personality, character and so on of the what the other has as preferences. It does not mean that he/she does not find you attractive. *side eye*

Maybe you haven't met someone who is attracted to you yet. But I can guarantee that there is someone who would be heavily turned on by you. I can guarantee it because I know that there is nothing on earth that someone isn't turned on by.

I really would like to know what you out there in the world think....Like what would you do if someone wasn't your type? or vice versa?

Keyshia Cole & Fiance Cover Urban Ink Magazine

AOWWW!!! check out my ex-wife Keyshia Cole and the fiance (side eye) NBA star Boobie Gibson showing off their tattoos on the cover of ‘Urban Ink’s latest issue.

I likes......I guess they trying to go for the best tatted up couple of 2011. *rolling* Shit, they got my vote. 

Ayo Keyshia, I better get an invite to that up coming wedding, or I'm crashing it. LMAOOOO.....

A Slow Jam...My Stroke Pt.2

As I'm trying to hit a homerun in the dark, my phones goes off. She side eye me on some wtf type shit. I whispher "let it ring baby," getting back to talking dirty while my hands are all over her body. Our bodies are thrusting to the slow jam playing in the back ground, now my tongue is exploring every inch of that sexy body. For the second time my phone rings again, by the look of her face I see Nicole is getting fustrated. DAMN! I repeat "baby let it go to voicemail." Of course she's not buying it, to avoid an argument I grab her tight and pull her body closer to mine, and slowly french kiss her in a way that'll take her mind off the phone. So far it's working, Nicole begins to breathe soft and seductively in my ear, now I'm about to GO IN for the kill.

The one thing I know about Nicole is that she likes to role play. she grabs me by my hangtime (hair) and slowly makes me get up and throws me up against the wall. All of a sudden I see her pull out the handcuffs and in her seductive voice tells me to "assume the fucking position, you're under arrest," not fighting it so I do as I'm told. Her hands and soft lips begin exploring my body, as she walks me back over to the bed, shit feels so fucking good that I'm so ready to wake up the neighbors. Unable to break free from being handcuffed, the impossible happens, a fucking again my damn phone rings. Now I'm beginning to sweat bullets, hoping she ignores it and continue to please me in unbelievable ways I can't even begin to imagine. Nicole stops doing what she's doing and gives me that angry black woman look, in my mind I'm like this cannot be happening to me right now.

Finally, it goes to voicemail. That doesn't stop her from thinking about it though. Of course she does what I would of done and check the voicemail. I'm yelling all kinds of fuckery but still I can't do shit, these damn handcuffs are preventing me from grabbing my phone from her. Here the hell we go, she somehow got my password and is now listening to another woman's voice saying "hey baby I've been trying to call you all night and you're not answering, must be busy working hard like you do. Just calling to say I miss you and can't wait to see you tomorrow, hope we're still going tomorrow to our favorite restaurant," the look on her face said it all. She continues to listen to the voicemail with tears in her eyes as if she wants to punish herself by hearing the next chick on my phone saying "I'll just give that sexxxy ass in the morning, know that I'm always thinking about you and that bombass sex the other day. I still feel you all over me and I can't shake it. Don't know what you've done to me, but I love it. I think I maybe falling in love with you Sean. Oops did I say that out loud? *giggles* my bad, anyway let me leave you alone so you can get some work done."

All I can think of at the moment is my life is over. There's nothing worst than being handcuffed with a mad black woman next to you. As I look up at my lady with them sad puppy eyes, I see her calling the number back. WTF! Now I'm going off, like "yo Nicole stop fucking playing and put my damn phone the fuck down. Take these damn cuffs off me, what, you didn't hear me? I said put my phone down and take these shits off me." Not paying me any mind, I hear Jennifer answer "hey baby! you was busy? I was calling damn near all night. What you doing?" Nicole replies " this is not your baby bitch, this is the wife and who the fuck is this?" Jennifer "excuse me I was never told anything about a fucking wife, so go the fuck ahead with your bullshit and put Sean on the phone." I finally get myself out of them damn handcuffs and try to grab my phone but instead I got slapped the shit out of me. I grab her and push her off me, knowing that I was wrong and all this is my fault this crazy bitch is not gonna wild out on me right now.

Thinking to myself (how could this be happening to me right now) I'm trying to get my mind right and handle this fucked up situation, I walk over to Nicole as she's crying and going off yelling all kinds of fuckery, and try my hardest to cop a plea and make some kind of sense of what's happening. This bitch Jennifer has the nerve and calls back, (like really though?) Nicole answers the phone and now they arguing with each other on some Sean's mine and I don't know who the fuck you type shit. I grab the phone and hang up. Looking at my wife wanting to explain myself so we can get back right. Of course she's not hearing me. I try to hold and kiss her, all I saw was white flash run across my head. We begin yelling at each other and things are not looking good for the kid.

Breaking down crying and yelling Nicole begins saying "how could you do this to me? I love you and I thought you love me too. But It's obvious you somewhere loving the next bitch. How could you do this to us?"


To Be Continued..........

YUNG BERG'S TEENY LIL WEENY EXPOSED

                                                           UTILMATE #FAIL

                                                SMFH......WHERE THAT LEAVE YOU?

Remy Ma's Appeal Has #Failed

Remy Ma was convicted of shooting her friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph back on July of 2007, during an argument over $3,000. SMFH...I don't thik yall heard what I said, let me bring it back so you can understand the fuckery. Rapper Remy Ma shot her friend over $3,000 fucking dollars. Like who the fuck does that? (Remy does that)
The female rapper was sentenced to eight years in prison for criminal possession of a weapon. Shit, she should of been sentenced to eight more years on stupidity charges. *shrugs*

A court rejected Remy Ma's argument that jurors were not properly informed before the guilty verdict was rendered. Her appeal of her conviction was rejected by a Court of Appeals. Remy Ma, who is currently serving her prison time at Bedford Hills Correctional Facility for Women, is to be released in 2013.

Who cares. You did the crime, now you got to do the remaining of your time. My thing is you never let money come between you and a friend period. Now she looking stupid probably getting turned out.

I'm Done!!! SMFH.....

Let's Talk About It:

             
                Reasons Why You Should Call It Quits       
Pulling the plug on your relationship is never easy, but sometimes necessary. Most people get comfortable with just settling, due to fear of being alone. I think that's just bullshit, you was born alone and you will die alone if you continue to go on the failed path that you're going on. Let me put the battery in your back so you can grow some courage. You'll thank me later.

Wait for it..............................ready?

First, is being physically abused: Do yourself a favor and get out at the very first strike. This goes for men, too. Physical violence isn’t acceptable from either sex. You should never want to be with someone who abuses you. It's an act of cowardness and bitchassness and you don't need that in your life. BOUNCE QUICK

Second, is when you're incompatible: Relationships have a better chance at being successful with people whom we share similar values and goals. I guarantee that you will be unhappy if you stay with someone who don't share the same values and goals. Opposites attract, FUCK THAT! that's just a quick fantasy and a temporary feeling that will soon pass. You have to be compatible with the person you're with.

Third, is when they don't match your type, some may be tempted to stay with someone just because they’re available, but this is such a bad idea. There should be some chemistry between the two in order to have a successful future.

Fourth, is when you can't express yourself: If you feel like you’re walking on eggshells all the time because your partner is emotionally volatile and verbally abusive, it’s probably a sign that this is not the right relationship for you. RUN RUN RUN.......Thata way------>

Fifth, is when your self-esteem went downhill: If your relationship is demeaning, makes you feel bad about yourself, and you’re getting more criticism than praise, then it’s time to pull the damn plug. A good relationship makes you feel respected and loved, needed, wanted and good about yourself. *wink*

Lastly, is when there's no progress: If you’re not progressing together, no matter how hard you try to make it work. They don't think there’s a problem or can’t see his or her role in the problem, know that the relationship has come to the end of the road.

Don't ever be afraid to say goodbye, to an unhealthy situation. Do what you have to do for you and only you. I'm always here to help you get through it. Just don't go putting the violence on me if you regret following my reasons. It's your fucking life, not mine.

Join in and comment, let your voice be heard.....

Buju Banton Gets Convicted on Cocaine Charges

SMFH cause it was all good just a week ago, *rolling* that after winning a Grammy Award for Best Reggae Album for 'Before the Dawn', Buju Banton gets convicted on cocaine charges.

He was found guilty of conspiracy to possess with the intent to distribute cocaine, possession of a firearm in a drug trafficking offense and using the wires to facilitate a drug trafficking offense.

It took the jury 11 hours over two days to find the entertainer guilty. Possible facing a 20 something years in prison. Can we all say DAMNNNN!!!

Where that leave you Mr. Banton? With all them hard legs in the joint, hope you can protect your virginity homie....*rolling*

Nicki Minaj On The Cover Of Blackbook’s March 2011 Issue

Word!!! That's how you feeling Nicki? Can you say "weird." Still love u ma!

Where Are They Now?

                                                                  Monifah

                                                           
                                                                        Tyra B

                                                             
                                                                       Jodeci

                                                                         Lil Mo

                                                      
                                                                      Soul For Real

                                                                         SWV

                                                                           IMX

                                                 
                                                                       Dru Hill

 More TBA......What the hell happened to these artists/groups? Can we be expecting a comeback? Hip Hop artists up next....I'm out!

Just say NO to drugs.........lol
                                                        

Gay author and Narnia producer Perry Moore dies at 39

I was sorry to hear that the producer of the Chronicles of Narnia films and an award-winning gay author, Perry Moore, has died at the age of 39.  His lyfe partner Hunter Hill found him dead in the bathroom of his Manhattan apt. last Thursday in the morning. My heart goes out to his family and friends. (if he had any)

Although reports claimed he had died of an overdose of OxyContin, a prescription drug. A post-mortem examination was inconclusive. SMFH...

Honestly, the only thing I know about the producer, is that he also won a Lambda Literary award best novel prize for his 2007 book Hero, about a gay teenage superhero.

R.I.Perfection.....

Ray J Says He "Created Kim Kardashian"

Laughing all the way to the bank, and 65 million dollars a year later, this nigga Ray J talking about he made Kim who she is today. *shrugs* I wonder if he knew that the Kardashians had money before he came along and smutted her out.

Ray J told some reporter: "I don't hang with stars I create stars! Kim was created cocktail was created and now I'm off to a new project.  I wish them well, I hope they have major success in life and I hope they are successful."

Don't get me wrong no one knew who the smut (oops I mean Kim) was until the sex tape was leaked, Kim has had her own show, clothing line, and has been on numerous magazine covers. So maybe Brandy's little brother has a point. lol

But what the hell is his point though? Fuckoutta here b, no one knew who the fuck you was, until Brandy threw your ass in her video than on her Moesha show. Anyway, go smut someone else out and let's see if they become a millionaire.

Malcolm X's Daughter Gets Arrested

I guess rappers and entertainers aren't the only ones getting locked the fuck these days. The daughter of fallen civil rights leader Malcolm X, Malikah Shabazzis in jail in North Carolina, facing extradition back to New York on forgery and identity theft charges. SMFH......."One time" were called to a home because of a child not attending school. That's when investigators discovered that Shabazz had numerous outstanding warrants from New York, ranging from grand larceny to forgery.

Shabazz who is 45 yrs old is expected to appear for an extradition hearing today February 22. Her daughter is now in the custody of the Department of Social Services.

Wait, didn't yesterday marked the 46-year anniversary of Malcolm X's assassination? Damn shame lady.

What the hell is wrong with people? Is it that serious? Get your shit together bitch.

Let's Talk About It:

                                                        

                                                      Talking Dirty

A lot of women wish they knew how to talk dirty the right way. Take your sex lyfe into the stratosphere by learning about dirty talk today.

Real talk any dirty talk you do needs to be completely natural. Don't try to force it, because it will sound fake and that is a big turn-off. The fact is, timing and tone matter almost as much as what you say. You have to get it all just right. Try to include really filthy words. *rolling* I don't mean to laugh it's just that I'm getting alittle bothered writing this. I'm so serious about everything I'm saying.

LADIES, pay attention please----->Most men love to hear their ladies talk like porn stars in bed. You can do this just as well as any of those porn stars can do, because it's merely talking. It's a skill anyone can learn. Fuck that you need to drive that nigga crazy by your words and saying to him all the naughty 'dirtiest' things.

MEN, pay attention please----->The tone of your voice and your body language is very important as well. "I've been wanting to get inside you all day" in a subtle tone is usually a good start. It's actually a very to the point and direct, but because it's being delivered in a subtle manner using neutral words it works very good in the early stages of a sensual moment.

Personally, I love talking dirty. Ladies, it may go alittle something like this: I will start off by kissing you all over your neck. Then I will slowly take off your shirt (Don't take off her bra. if she has one). I will lick you and start licking your belly. Slowly take off your bra and start sucking and biting gently. After a while of licking and sucking your tits I will rub them one last time. Unbutton your pants, or what ever you have on, and remove it slowly. I will remove your thong, boy shorts, panties... and lick your vagina one time and then start tounging it and sucking it. (she should start biting her bottom lip then rub her boobs) Than you know the rest.

Ya Dig!!! "I"ll show you how to do this son".....LMAO

Events: The Source Magazine Presents GHETTO METAL

On March 1, 2011, doors open 7:30pm , show 8:00pm Admission $10 in adv, $15day of show (address) 204 Varick St New York, NY 10014


Yea so ummm....raise your hand if you're going. LOLLLL!!!!

Breaking News! Nuggets trade Carmelo Anthony & Chauncey Billups to KNICKS

It's official....Carmelo Anthony has been traded to the NY Knicks, joining him will be Chauncey Billups, Shelden Williams, Anthony Carter and Renaldo Balkman.


As a huge Melo fan, and Knicks being my home team, I'll be in the building watching my nigga Melo put in that work on the court. Let's Goooooo!!!!!
 
Who mad now? Express your feelings in the comment box below.

Featured New Artist: DyMe-A-DuZiN

This track and video is FIRE!!!! I'm digging it. Get familiar with the youngin. But I want to know what you think....Let me know

Hot or Flop?

Eminem Becomes the Third Artist Ever to Reach 1 Billion Views on YouTube!!

Following Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga, Eminem has reached a total of over 1 billion views through his 21 videos posted on his YouTube account. DAMN SON!!!! I know this dude is like "don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years." I'm not mad at all b.

Congrats Em, not a big fan, but I respect your talent. Ok bye!

Ja Rule Is Shooting a Reality Show

While finishing his upcoming album, The Renaissance Project. Queens Ja Rule is prepping a new reality show. It just seems everybody wants a reality show nowadays.

The series will showcase the months leading up this his sentence. First Lil Kim now this nigga. The Queens rapper said "My reality show, I like it because it's showing a strong black family going through a tough time," Ja Rule said. "And how we band together as a family and how my wife and kids, my moms and her moms, bond together during this tough time when I have to go in." Also saying "It's really a good show and it shows black love in a good way."

Quick question, do anyone gives a fuck? Don't know about you all, but I damn sure could care less about Ja Rule and his damn reality show. Reasons why my ass don't watch that much tv now. Reality shows seems to be taking over. Shit, I need my own show. *rolling*

SMFH Files:

Who the fuck goes to a car show and vandalize vehicles? ---->These three jackasses who was arrested in connection with $30,000 worth of vandalism to Toyota vehicles at this year’s Chicago Auto Show. SMFH....

When the authorities questioned them, the trio amigos said that they were angry at Toyota the company’s role in taking U.S. jobs overseas. WTF? They went gang banging with razor blades and screwdrivers to damage the interiors of seven of vehicles. *rolling*

The damage ranged from slashed seat cushions and dashboards to broken doorhandles and turning indicator stalks. The three amigos even set about scratching the windshields of certain vehicles.


Tell em why you mad!!!!! Fucking dirt bags...Get a life.

Events: GINUWINE album release party

Promoter: VIP Host Paulo Loyola
Date:
02/26/2011
Start Time:
10:00 PM
End Time:
04:00 AM
Venue:
LAX Nightclub
Event Address:
3900 South Las Vegas Boulevard
City / State / Zip:
Las Vegas, NV 89119

Events: ATL WHO PARTIES THE HARDEST??!! REP YA CITY REP YA HOOD NY VS GA!!

Promoter: SWAGG NATURE #TEAMSWAGG             
Date:
02/18/2011
Start Time:
10:00 PM
End Time:
03:30 AM
Venue:
#PEACOCK
Event Address:
186 AUBURN AVE
City / State / Zip:
ATLANTA, GA 30313
Event Description:

THIS FRIDAY!!!!!!!! ATL GET READY NY VS GA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS FRIDAY!!!!!!!! ATL GET READY NY VS GA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS FRIDAY!!!!!!!! ATL GET READY NY VS GA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO GOES HARDER ??!! REP YA CITY REP YA HOOD !!!!!!!! ...CARRIBEAN VS THE USA!!!!!!!!! CARRIBEAN VS THE USA!!!!!!!!! RSVP NOW DISCOUNTED TIX SWAGG.PARTIESHARDER@GMAIL. COM SO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT NY'S #1 DJ & ONE ATL'S LIVEST DJ UNDER ROOF... SHIT THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.... "NYGA'S" IS GONNA GET LIVE !!! YES THE EVENT THAT YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IS BACK FOR THE 3RD TIME @ ATLANTA'S #1 REGGAE WEEKLY, FLAVA FRIDAYS & FEVER FRIDAYS @ THE ROYAL PEACOCK !!! >>>>>>DISCOUNTED TIX RSVP NOW SWAGG.PARTIESHARDER@GMAIL. COM LAST YEAR WE HAD OVER 500 "NYGA'S"... I MEAN OVER 500 PEOPLE FROM NEW YORK & GEORGIA UNDER ONE ROOF GETTING CRAZY AND THIS YEAR WE PLAN ...ON DOUBLING THAT !!! AND WHAT BETTER MONTH FOR "NYGA'S" TO BATTLE THEN BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!!! THE 3RD ANNUAL... NYGA: NEW YORK VS. GEORGIA!!!! MUZIK BY... NEW YORKS #1 DJ >>>> DJ YOUNG CHOW NEW YORKS #1 DJ >>>> DJ YOUNG CHOW &&&&& V103'S LIVEST DJ >>>> DJ KASH V103'S LIVEST DJ >>>> DJ KASH ALSO ON THE 1'S & 2'S... >>> KING APOCALYPSE >>> DEMROC MUZIK >>> JOHN WAYNE HOSTED BY @KIDDKWAME (KIDD DYNOMITE

It's going to a zoooooo....Who's going?

SMFH Files:

Worst parenting award goes to.....SMFH

Ashley Agerenza tried to take her seven-month-old baby into a tanning spot called Extreme Tan and Smoothies with her, but infants weren’t allowed in the establishement. So guess what the fuck she did, locked that baby in the car by herself with the engine running. SMFH at this pale bitch.

The desperate dumb ass mother of "car alone" baby, attacked the cop who tried to arrest her for negligence, and got two Taser blasts for her trouble.

What the hell is wrong with people? Some of these mother be wilding for the night, well day that is. She fucking deserves more than just two tasers. Hell with yall, that's just my opinion.
Point blank.

Usher's New Look Foundation Sends Teens To London For Training

Usher announced today that three of his outstanding New Look youth mentors will be joining him in London as part of the New Look Foundation's ongoing multi-year leadership training certification program.

The World Leadership Conference is an annual opportunity for New Look to train youth from around the world to become local and global leaders while interacting with other youth, celebrities, athletes, politicians and corporate executives.

Speaking on his foundation, Usher released a statement saying, “The work we do with the New Look Foundation is never far from my heart.  In order to mentor youth as global leaders, we must take them out of their communities and introduce them to diverse leadership experiences on an international level."

As a reward for completing the training session, Usher will surprise the London teens with tickets to his concert at the 02 Arena as well as a chance to meet him. That's what's up.

I salute Usher on his amazing accomplishments through out the years.

Let's Talk About It:

How do you know if someone's using you? You don't know damn it!

I realized something. All these people are just giving you advice. They are not saying what you probably need to hear. The truth is, you never know. I was in a relationship once, and she acted as if he loved me.  She just was using me for sex and money, and when she could not get her way, she made me feel as if I was suppose to give her everything she wanted. There is no for sure way to know if they are using you or not. You just have to trust them, even if sometimes it ends badly.

If someone truly loves you, they are there through thick and thin; can hardly wait to see you on weekends; encourages you; laughs with you and the both of you have a steady love for each other. If the person is using you, they may not keep dates; go for days to weeks without contacting you; lies; keeps other secret phone numbers on their cell phone and treats you with disrespect.


PAY ATTENTION to the other person's behavior, the answer is likely to be there. That's why daddies tell there girls to have a LONG courtship. You can tell if someone likes you if they show that they care about what you are feeling. They will really listen to your needs and issues. If they are just using you they will basically act as if they have nothing and depend on you for everything.

Don't be anyone's fool. Know what you're worth. PRICELESS!

Please email us if you have any questions or need advice at lyfe@thelyfe.biz

Events: VYBZUP OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY BASH FEBRUARY 25TH @ TROPICAL PARADISE

If you would like your event to be featured or advertised in The Lyfe's Online Magazine please email us at magonline@thelyfe.biz

Rick Ross Covers RESPECT Magazine

Hate this nigga Rick Ross (Rozay) all you want to, you really can't help but to RESPECT his grind. Kill the hate and make sure that you show love by picking up this latest issue on March 1st.

Salute Bo$$! RESPECT.

Eye Candy: RED_LICKHeRiSH

NAME: red lickherish
HOME TOWN: Houston, Tx
JOB DESCRIPTION: model/hustler
STATUS: married to $
TURN ON’S: someone who is confident & knows what they want; that’s sexy
TURN OFF’S: bad attitude, care what others think, lazy, home-body, jealous, controlling
FAVORITE SONG: anything by Alicia Keys
ADVICE TO OTHER WORKING WOMEN: stay positive, determined & motivated
IDEAL POSSITION: On top!.. As a host of BET

POWWW!!!! The Lyfe is looking to spotlight women with careers in other fields and give them a chance to be featured, and get some exposure. If you would like to be a part of this section, you can email us at magonline@thelyfe.biz

Lil’ Kim charges $9.99 to download her new “Black Friday” Mixtape!

*rolling*  “Black Friday” mixtape in dedication to dissing Nicki Minaj. Click here to purchase and download it for $9.99

Kim drops this complete work of her spitting vintage bars over Nicki’s beats. She will also be personally autographing the first 100,000 copies sold.

Kim is asking "fans" to use Paypal link to buy it for the low price of $10 dollars. Like really though Kim, $10 bills? Fuckoutta here with that shit b. I'm not going to entertain this chick. Kim, do all of us a favor and go have a sit. Thanks. SMFH at this chick.

Did Jay-Z Boycott the Grammys?

Hip hop mogul Jay-Z bagged three trophies at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards, but the rapper wasn't at the ceremony himself. I'm speculating that Hov wasn't in attendance because of his long-standing gripe with the Grammys and its lack of respect for hip hop artists. Which I agree.

“I am boycotting the Grammys because too many major rap artists continue to be overlooked," he said back in 2002. "Rappers deserve more attention from the Grammy committee and from the whole world. If it's got a gun everybody knows about it; but if we go on a world tour, no one knows."

But does Jay-Z still have a point? do the Grammys feel a way when it comes to hip hop?

My opinion the Grammys was a flop. *shrugs*

X-Men: First Class YouTube [VIDEO]

Even though the most anticipated marvel comic turned silver screen, won't be hitting the big screens until June 3, 2011, here's a quick preview courtesy of a 2-minute YouTube trailer.

New Epic Movie has come....“Before mutants had revealed themselves to the world, and before Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Not archenemies, they were instead at first the closest of friends, working together with other mutants (some familiar, some new), to prevent nuclear Armageddon. In the process, a grave rift between them opened, which began the eternal war between Magneto’s Brotherhood and Professor X’s X-Men.”

X-Men: First Class is produced by Bryan Singer, directed by Matthew Vaughn and stars James McAvoy as the young Professor X; Michael Fassbender as Erik Lehnsherr, who becomes Magneto; Kevin Bacon as villain Sebastian Shaw; and January Jones as Emma Frost. Principal photography took place in London.


X-Men: First Class is the fifth in the X-Men film series, which includes X-Men, X2, X-Men: The Last Stand and X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

Damn I can't wait, Being a X-Men/Wolverine fanatic, this is truly what I need in my life. Real Talk. A must see.

Who's going to join me?



Let's gooooo!!! I'm hyped right now. Are you?

Jennifer Hudson Reveals “I Remember Me” Tracklist

The very talented singer/actor Jennifer Hudson, has unveiled the official tracklist of her new studio album, ‘I Remember Me’. The 10-song LP includes heavy hitters from R. Kelly, Ryan Tedder, Alicia Keys, Swizz Beatz, Rich Harrison, Ne-Yo and Stargate. It will be available on March 22nd.

1. No One Gonna Love You

2. Angel

3. Where You At

4. I Remember Me

5. Everybody Needs Love

6. Why Is It So Hard

7. Don’t Look Down

8. Feeling Good

9. I Got This

10. Believe

Who's picking me up a copy? Cause if there's only 5 or 6 tracks that I'm feeling, I'd be wasting MY money. I rather waste yours. *rolling* xoxoxo....LMAO

Let's Talk About It:

Being single on Valentine’s Day can evoke feelings of loneliness and self-doubt, especially for those who are believers of true love. People have to remember that Valentine’s Day is a commercial holiday for one, and to me being single isn't all that bad. I'm going to help you out on how to deal with being single on Valentine's Day.

There are plenty of ways to spend Valentine's Day if you're single and still want to have a good time. Fuck that splurge on things that will make you feel great. No matter what you do as you spend Valentine's Day alone, do what you enjoy doing most and feel good about yourself.

Invite all your single friends or rather those whose dateless, and have a bash at your crib. But that's only if you're the type who don't want to spend Valentine's Day solo.

Valentine's Day is really no different from any other day, and it's simply another commercial holiday. That's how I'm feeling.

Enjoy, and fuck that couple shit b. Relationships are over rated anyway.  Side bar (joking).